Mom: Give me the keys..I'll go get the tape..
Me:(silently handing over the keys) here..
Mom: You GOT THE WRONG KEY!!!
Me: Woops a daisy..I burst out laughing... Now what?
Mom: I TOLD YOU TO CHECK, THREE TIMES!
Me: hahahhahaha...
Mom: NOW WHAT?
Me:(Inspiration strikes...) I'll climb into the balcony! :D:D
Mom: Yeah sure, then I'll drag you to the hospital and we get a bed there? That's the plan?..
Me: I won't fall mummy.
Mom: No..
Me: Okay.. Let's call papa...
Mom: How?
Me:(Pulling out the cordless from my pocket!) Phone mummy!
Dads phone is switched off... So we call his driver..
Mom: Haan metho jee... Saab kahan hain?
Driver: Saabh to abhi land nahi hue hain
Mom: Starts laughing..
Me: Staring curiously...
Mom: (Laughing hysterically with one hand on the receiver...)
Mom: (Regaining control) Ghar lock ho gaya hai saabh ko bata dsena..
Driver: Accchha theek hai.. Aap gharr ke anderh hi hain na?
Mom: Laughing uncontrollably..Gives the phone to me..
Me: Haan uncle, ghar lock ho gaya hai... Hum bahar hain..
Driver: Acchha acchha theek hai... To kitne room lock ho gaye hain...
Me: ROFL!!! (I give the phone to mom who's stopped laughing by now..)
Mom: Haan metho jee pura ghar lock ho gaya, main door ki chabi chut gayi..
Driver: Oh.. acchha accha theek hai madam..
Mom keeps the phone...Gives me one look and we start laughing away to glory...:D:D:D:D:D
Then we get a call from dads PA...
Me (Facebook! I know what my next status is gonna be! :D:D)
PA: Haan madam, kya haal hain?
Mom: Ghar ka darwaza lock ho gaya hai..
PA:Oh acchha...Main aun kya?
Me:(thinking): Yeah, sure , then we can all sit here and stare at the house! Wow!So much fun!:D
Mom: Nahi.. Aap itni door se ayenge kya point hai??
PA: Acchha theek hai madam main dekhta hoon main kya karr sakta hoon...
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
A 15 minute break in which we aimlessly wander around and try to figure out the cordless' range...And laugh!!! Right when we reach the edge of the range.
Man with burly voice:(To me): Haan madam kya hua?
Me: We are locked out of our house.
Man: Okay.. main carpenter ko phone karr ke dekhta hoon...
Me: Thank you..
Dad arrives.. Wielding what appears to be a giant umbrella...
Dad: Kya hua?
Me: Wassup papa?!
Dad: Locked out eh?
Me: Ehehehheehehe...
Dad: Very good.. chalo lets see what we can do.
Driver gets his tool kit from the car..Which consists of a pint sized screw driver, a spanner , and a plier.
Me(thinking) WOW! That's going to be helpful...
Driver goes up and I get the emergency light. Knew that'd come in handy!
Driver: takes out the screwdriver, hammers it into the place where the key should go and swivels it a little to make sure that we HAVE to change the lock..
Takes out his pliers... Stares at them.. Decides they'll get offended if he doesn't use them, and tries sticking them through the millimeter big gap between the door and the wall... Apparently satisfied that we're not getting anywhere, he pulls the screwdriver and says lets break it down..
Me:(I'll make a status out of this!! Yahoo!)
Okay uncle..
We bang at the door thrice... My shoulder's still blue... :( And there a small gap..
Driver: AHA! Takes his pliers stuffs them in.. Tries opening the door with them... Succeeds in destroying a braand new pair of pliers.. Wasn't that fun! D
Me: Lets try again uncle.. I think its working...
Driver: okay..
Me:At the count of three..
One two three..
Bang!!
Yea! Home sweet home...
I help the driver get dads luggage and the giant umbrella thing..
We go upstairs and open it and it turns out to be a giant red garden umbrella, which people like gifting each other in Bhubaneshwar...
Me: Muhahahahahahahhahahahah!!
Dad: We'll put in our garden..
Me: (Did I sleep too long?) We don't have a garden papa...
Dad: In udaipur!
Me ahh.. okay... HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH UMBRELLA! WHY?!
Whatta night!! Spent half of it laughing...
:D:D:D:D
LOOL..By far my favorite!
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